Florida Man August 2 – Armed Hedgehog Dispute

August 2 is another one for the Florida man record books. These next stories entail everything you would expect out of a good Florida man story, homophobia, and armed fighting over exotic animals. If this is your birthday, please don’t be like these Florida Men.

Florida Man August 2 – Anti-Gay No-Tipper

A Florida man was eating out with his partner on August 2. The man was not too happy with his waiter’s sexual orientation.

He decided to write some anti-gay remarks down on the receipt instead of giving the waiter a tip. This is bad on its own, but it gets worse.

The Florida Man is then confronted outside the restaurant by the female manager. The two argued for a bit before the man took the receipt and shoved it down the manager’s shirt.

He then fled the scene, like cowards tend to do.

Florida Man August 2, 2017 – Armed Hedgehog Confrontation

On August 2, 2017, a Florida man was with his son when a confrontation broke out over a hedgehog.

The man’s son had left a hedgehog at his house, and he wasn’t too happy with it. The Florida Man must have really not liked hedgehogs because he returned to his son’s home with a baseball bat and machete in a wheelchair.

Only Florida Man would need a wheelchair to transport his weapons.

The police found the man still pushing the wheelchair, and he told the police that the weapons were for his protection.

A switch must have kept flipping in the man’s head because he went from being cooperative with the police to being a Florida Man ass. The man even continued to be an ass when in the back of a police car, yelling at his son and saying he’d kill him.