The Glenn Beck rape and murder case UPDATE!! x2!!
Sat, Sep 5, 2009
Brian over at Plunderbund has drawn a close personal friend of Glenn Beck who calls himself Jimmy Goddard (who’s also an INTERN at a BLOG?!?!?!) to his post on the increasingly weird story about whether or not Glenn Beck raped and murdered a child in 1990. Which makes me wonder a couple things.
First, I’m not sure who’s more insane, Glenn Beck, or someone who claims to be a personal friend of Glenn Beck. We really are plumbing the depths of human psychosis here. Second, if this douchebag really is a personal friend of Glenn Beck bothering to comment at some random blog post in Ohio, how much is there to this? Quoting Brian….
I mean, I don’t know if Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 or not, but until he addresses it, it seems like the only reasonable response is to believe the rumor. I mean, there’s even a totally legit police report:
The only reason I ever see Glenn Beck on my TV is when Keith Olbermann covers his loopy clown show for the sole purpose of mocking it. And from that coverage….wow. This guy makes the Unabomber look like Ghandi. I suppose you can get pretty rich prancing around as batshit crazy as Glenn Beck displays on a daily basis. But it sure doesn’t help our country that Glenn Beck level paranoid schizophrenia has such a prominent place in our discourse. Here’s hoping there’s plenty more to this story…..ahoy!
UPDATE: For definitive proof that these rumors definitely do exist, just look!
So, there’s this thing going around the internets…some people say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. I’m not saying that it’s not possible, I’m simply saying there are questions to be answered. After all, why else would so many people say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?…
Not to add to the rumor mongering, but have no knowledge of any plausible alibi Glenn Beck has that would prove he didn’t rape and murder that girl in 1990. Lexis Nexis provides 0 articles that state Glenn Beck didn’t rape and murder a girl for the entire year of 1990. Some say Glenn Beck has spent possibly THREE BILLION DOLLARS to cover up the fact that he raped and murdered a girl in 1990. Why won’t Glenn Beck release her death certificate? WHERE GLENN WHERE
How can the rumors NOT be true!
UPDATEX2! URGENT!! - You’re all idiots, it’s A HOAX YOU BRAIN DEAD NEANDERTHALS. I don’t know how this post managed to make it so high up the Google food chain, or how many of you match the description here, but thanks for the traffic, morons!
September 5th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Jimmy Goddard and the STR people are bat-shit insane just like Glenn Beck, so do not believe a word they say. In any case Glenn Beck HAS responded to this rumour… he told his lawyers to make the sites that criticize him go away.
http://blog.stodge.org/497
I cannot think of another word to describe this other than IN-fucking-SANE!!!!
I mean, supposing you were accused of something, and let’s just suppose that the accusation is outrageous, baseless and lets face it… unbelievable. What would you do… I know you begin a patent and trademark dispute against only one of the anonymous bloggers who say mean things about you. That will be sure to end the rumour… NOT!
September 6th, 2009 at 12:22 am
i don’t believe this rumor for one second- glenn beck did NOT rape and murder ANYONE, let alone a young girl, in 1990. you people are sick for even claiming it. the only thing that is weird is when i google “glenn beck murder rape”, there are PAGES of entries returned, both claiming he did rape and murder a young girl, and that he didn’t. i hope this isn’t a case of where there is smoke, there is fire.
maybe he should just address the rumors to put things to rest- after all, if he didn’t do it, he has nothing hide.
but until then, you people need to stop accusing him of something he didn’t do. jesus, you are sick for even suggesting it.
September 6th, 2009 at 12:35 am
Well, who knows? One thing for sure! Glenn has no morals! He sells hate and lies every day! Why should we think he didn’t do this?
September 6th, 2009 at 1:10 am
F&B — words are not enough!
I need a document that says this did in fact not take place.
September 6th, 2009 at 3:38 am
look at the evidence… http://wp.me/sBfFK-beckrape and the debunking of Beck’s alibi http://wp.me/pBfFK-94
September 6th, 2009 at 9:30 am
Read the police report: A 1990 Sanyo Cell phone? Sanyo started selling phones in the United States in 1998. So there would not have been a carrier/service or anything compatible for their phone in 1990.
That report is a fraud. The web site says it is a parody
Do some research. Liberals have to lie to get their deranged message out.
September 6th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
also, on closer inspection of the Durham police report, I’m not finding an indication of the race of the victim. Where are all these people getting the information that the young girl raped & murdered was black ? Is that just an assumption, based on the character of Glen Beck ? Not that the race of the victim matters, of course, but it could go a long way in explaining Beck’s motivations in this crime, beyond the obvious drug & alcohol angle.
September 6th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Are you people really this dense? Can you not flipping recognize satire? Glenn Beck makes all of these unsubstantiated claims about Democrats and, when they don’t specifically respond to him, he makes his followers assume it must be true. This is simply a dose of his own medicine.
September 7th, 2009 at 7:18 am
I also drew Jimmy for a comment in which he said that it isn’t true that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. I’m on the fence; I have no proof of it myself, but so far I’ve seen or heard nothing that would counter the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990.
Shelley’s peeps are apparently watching us in Ohio. Weird, that is.
September 8th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Tim:
Woohoo! #3 on Google this morning! It MUST be true!
Have fun with the true believers in Canton today.
September 8th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
What a bunch of shit heads to think this rumor is true. Move off of your mothers sofa and put the bong away dude. Nexis has -0- articals saying your not an asshole!
September 8th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
I’m tired of people acting like they know when they did not even check the facts. There is a rumor saying that GLENN BECK RAPED AND MURDERED A GIRL IN 1990. IT IS A FACT. It’s all over the Internet. Although, in my opinion, it’s just as likely GLENN BECK MURDERED THEN RAPED A GIRL IN 1990. Nothing disproves those claims by people on the Internet, and I find it interesting he’s hiding behind an army of lawyers.
September 8th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
There is a rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, Some say he murdered and raped a young girl in 1990. Some say a goat is involved. I saw it on the internet.
Search:
youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DydBxorhc
September 8th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Reasonable people disagree about the allegations against Glenn Beck.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:28 am
What?!
I am shocked.
I can’t believe that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. He seemed like such a nice young man.
Why would people say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?
September 9th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
I have some sympathy for Glenn Beck. How can he possibly qoush these completely unfounded, made up rumours that he did indeed rape and murder a young girl in 1990 without giving certain people the distinct impression that he did indeed rape and murder a young girl in 1990? His very denial of having raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 will be all that is needed for some people to conclude that he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. I for one cannot believe that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. To even comtemplate for a second that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 seems ridiculous. Quite frankly I hope Glenn Beck did rape and murder a young girl in 1990, after all, so many people will now forever associate Glenn Beck with the rumour that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 that Glenn Beck might as well have actually raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 (even if Glenn Beck didn’t rape and murder a young girl in 1990.
It’s not like alleged 1990 child rape/muderer Glenn Beck follows the maxim that if you repeat a lie often enough (for example the lie that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990), that that lie becomes accepted by many people as truth.
September 10th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
That poor girl.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Lets see his birth certificate.
September 12th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
you are an insane liberal nut job. I accidentally stumbled to this site and wont be back!
September 13th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Beck’s lawyers have spent thousands of dollars trying to take down a website that examines the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.
What is he trying to cover up? What is he hiding?
September 14th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
JsnHardy @ 4:34 Sept. 12th is actually one of the attorneys working with Fox News to try and stop this important story, I read about him on the internets. Beck is really in trouble if that’s as good as they can do, why not just bring the girl on his show and prove that’s she is alive, or is she DEAD???
September 17th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
R= Republican
A= Angry
P= Patriot
E= Edgy
The facts keep seemingly support the idea like Glenn Beck indeed raped and murdered a young women in 1990, although I don’t know for sure. Also, Glenn often eats food, and 99% of rapes are committed with 24 hours of eating.
October 20th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
you are sick puppies. anything to discourage freedom of speech and press by the non-obama lovers is be stopped and stopped with such vicious accusations. i’m sick of you lefties being so hypocritical–where was the outcry when kennedy killed mary jo kapeckne in a drunking spree. it was proven. beck’s only crime is that he is anti-obama. nothing has been proven in any arrest records or court filings. it would help if you all did investigative work instead of running your mouths.
October 30th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Hagar, you totally missed the point. Your sarcasm meter is broken, much like your brain.
November 28th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Hi everyone, I figured I would share a post Black Friday present of a little good information I found. Free one way backlinks for your blog. I have been using this for my blogs and it absolutely works super! Click my name to get what I mean.