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It’s plainly clear that Republicans are obsessed with genitalia, but when John Boehner said this, even I was shocked.

“How can you spend hundreds of millions of dollars on contraceptives? How does that stimulate the economy?”

Hundreds of millions of dollars on contraceptives?

The Ohio congressman’s office explains. One proposal included in the stimulus package would expand Medicaid family planning services to all 50 states.

The proposal would enable people who don’t qualify for Medicaid to receive the family planning services, including contraceptives.

Um….John?  You really need to get laid.  I understand that Republicans can’t stop thinking about penises and vaginas, but newsflash – our country is fucked.  Thanks largely to you and your obsession over genitalia trumping anything remotely resembling governing.  Medicaid funding does not = opportunity to think about your penis, or the bulbous headed penis of another.  Ok?

Can someone please pay a hooker to go over to Boehner’s house and suck him off?  A hand job might do the trick.  Someone, anyone, please just uncork his backed up load?  For the sake of the country?