ROFL!!! Matt Naugle has my Facebook account cancelled!
Sun, Aug 31, 2008
So Matt Naugle takes credit for having my Facebook account disabled. Apparently, Facebook will disable someone’s account for political reasons. Interesting.
What’s funny is that Matt alludes to a mysterious “number of other people” who complained. Who could they be? Potentially closeted gay Kevin Coughlin? John Aravosis? Matt Bai? My money’s on Coughlin, as the closet gay thing probably put him into a seething rage the likes of which until then had been the sole province of whack jobs like Naugle.
But whatever. I was new to Facebook, and it was taking up too much of my time anyway. I do find it funny that Facebook would respond to a rabid, spitting, twitching, bigoted, insane lunatic like Matt Naugle. If Facebook will pull an account because Matt Naugle complains, no one’s Facebook account is safe. Watch out! Naugle might come after your Facebook account! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And here’s the best part.
This is only the beginning, Tim.
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September 1st, 2008 at 7:09 am
What makes me uncomfortable about living with Matt? A better question would be what doesn’t make me uncomfortable? He is a complete and total slob. He hasn’t thrown away an empty pop can for weeks. His underwear is everywhere, which wouldn’t be that big a problem if he didn’t wear white underwear which shows that he obviously has issues wiping after he uses the restroom. He has terrible personal hygiene. He didn’t wear sandals in the shower for the whole first quarter. I seriously don’t think he used soap until this quarter. I didn’t want to use this type of language, but I think he is the biggest asshole I have ever met. He has zero social skills. I had to physically get him out of the room once because he was threatening a female friend of mine because she disagreed with his asinine political views. He is a racist and claims to be a “good catholic,” but by some of his comments that I will soon share he seems to be more of a Nazi. He told one of the guys on the floor that he would “rape his sister in the ass” and if she got pregnant he would make her “abort the baby” and “eat the fetus.” He has made anti-Semitic remarks about my friend to the effect of “I’ll never let a Jew beat me in an argument, I’ll burn her in an oven first.” He acts like he’s ten years old. One morning he left for class while I was still asleep and he turned the light on right as he was leaving. Petty stuff like that. Everything has to be his way. The television has to be on constantly, even if he is not watching it. One time he threw away all my napkins and plastic silverware for no reason at all. His political views are completely polarized to the right, which makes him impossible to talk to. Any discussion of politics turns into a personal attack on you. He is totally anti-social. I can’t walk to the water fountain without him closing the door and locking it. He has locked me out of the room twice while I was in the shower, but when it happened to him he acted like it was a personal attack. He has threatened to “splatter” my neighbor “all over the hall.” Being his roommate is the worst thing that has ever happened to me and I feel that he embodies everything that is wrong with humanity.