GOP about to make AG race entirely about genitalia - Phil Burress’ daughter lubes up
Tue, Jun 24, 2008
Via Plunderbund, I had no idea how accurate this post filled with Ohio GOP hotness would be regarding this development.
The daughter of a conservative Christian activist who helped spearhead Ohio’s ban on gay marriage is among the Republican Party’s top choices to run for attorney general in the November election…She also is the daughter of Phil Burress, who is president of Cincinnati-based Citizens for Community Values. Along with gay marriage, the group also has led battles against pornography and abortion.
Just what Ohio needs - an AG race entirely about genitalia. Where the penis goes, when it goes there, how long it’s in there, what’s in the vagina, what comes out, when it comes out, whose penis touches whose, etc.
The Ohio Rightysphere must be ejaculating all over itself as we speak.
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Tags: ag, genitalia, GOP, phil burress, stephanie mccloud
June 24th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Congratulations. You have committed to writing what I’ve oftentimes been heard to say regarding “Where the penis goes…” No kidding. I swear you have me “wired” in order to have quoted me so accurately. I pride myself on being able to “shock” those around me at any given time, and my diatribe against those who make an issue of what simple bald primates enjoy doing with their genitalia is one of my favorite “eyebrow raisers.”
Scorch away, Sir!!!