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Everyone suspects that rabid right wingers, especially the homophobes, are the most likely to be…well….into stuff.  Everyone’s favorite Ohio wingnut GOP blogger Matt Naugle’s readers, apparently, are REALLY into reading about “experiments with homosexual acts in grade school.”  How do I know?

Because so many dozens of them visited this post based on this description by Matt Naugle.

And between this and fellow BSB front-pager Tim Russo’s recent post about his experiments with homosexual acts in grade school, Buckeye State Blog is starting to give me the creeps.

HE’S getting the creeps?!?!?!  From US?!?!?!?!

Now, aside from Matty taking a completely gratuitous shot at me, inside a completely gratuitous shot at Jerid and BSB, of course the post Matty links to really isn’t the orgasmic hotness that Matty’s readers were looking for.  The post is just me describing my own early experience with the closet… the first in a series of posts about how being gay, or bi, and keeping it closeted, can destroy your life.  

But, that’s not what Matty, nor his readers were interested in!   I’m not sure whether I’m more amused or disgusted that Matt Naugle and his readers are getting off while reading my blog…how about both!  My advice to them is to read my posts carefully, take a good look at their own closets, and take steps to prevent their lives from being destroyed by those closets.  Or not.  Up to you guys.

Either way, I now have a full list of IP addresses for whom Naugle’s description “experiments with homosexual acts in grade school”  induces their quivering index fingers to click away like the rabid, closeted haters that they are.  How many of these quivering clickers are there?  Mmmm, let’s just say…A REAL LOT.  And, so, SOOOO many of them clicked from their work computers, too. Now, THAT is interesting reading!

Gee…what will I do with all that fun information?

Well, as anyone who knows me will tell you, my own closet was built by the paradigm which idiots like Naugle create, to make being gay or bi such a pariah in America that people like me choose to hide it rather than embrace it.  And that decision cost me in so many ways.  So I plan to fight to tear down the foundations of that closet for as long as I live, in any way I can.  How do I do that?

You’ll just have to wait and see, now, won’t you.

In the meantime, stay tuned, Naugle readers!  More hotness to come!

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